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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!"
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature."
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"I didn't hear anything in med school about small, hissing reptilian creatures crawling through the patient's stomach..."
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop"
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!"
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie"
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Damn, there go the lights again..."
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of em."
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off"
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"What's this doing here?"
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