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Shaw's Principle:
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
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Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of  the bread to butter.
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Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
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Sattinger's Law:
It works better if you plug it in.
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Lowery's Law:
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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Anthony's Law of Force:
Don't force it - get a bigger hammer.
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Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Law of Research:
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
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Maier's Law:
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
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Peer's Law:
The solution to the problem only changes the problem.
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Wyszowski's Law:
No experiment is reproducible.
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Brooke's Law:
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
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The first Myth of Management:
It exists.
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Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
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Segal's Law:
A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
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Weiler's Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself.
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Katz's Law:
Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
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Jone's Motto:
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
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The ultimate Law:
All general statements are false.
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The First Law of Wing Walking:
Never let hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.
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Lynch's Law:
When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
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Law of Revelation:
The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
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Grossman's Misquote:
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
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Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
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Witten's Law:
Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.
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Perkin's postulate:
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
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Harrison's Postulate:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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Conway's Law:
In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
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Stewart's Law of Retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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MacDonald's Second Law:
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them.
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First Law of Laboratory Work:
Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
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The Sausage Principle:
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
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Merkin's Maxim:
When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.
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Lewis' Law:
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Shirley's Law:
Most people deserve each other.
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Allen's Law:
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
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Allen's Axiom:
When all else fails, follow instructions.
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