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Description =Pickup lines and Jessica's comebacks:
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A: Are you religious...cause I'm here to answer your prayers.
B: Then answer the one where I pray for losers like you to get lost.
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A: Do you have a boyfriend--well when you want a manfriend, come talk to me.
B: Well, it doesn't look like you're qualified to give referrals.
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A: Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?
B: No, but a pick up line like that and the rejection that follows must.
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A: Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
B: Then while your in recovery I'll ease the money trouble.
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A: Do you drink milk...'cause it sure did your body good.
B: Too bad I can't say the same for you.
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A: I envy your lipstick.
B: I pity your line.
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A: Is it me or am I gorgeous?
B: By the looks of things, it's just you.
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A: I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
B: Hmm, looks like you'll get world peace first.
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A: You can forget about going to heaven, 'cause it's a sin to look that good.
B: You can forget about getting with me cause I'd go to hell before I gave that line any consideration.
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A: Hi I'm new in town--could you give me directions to your apartment?
B: Well, walking straight through the exit is your first clue.
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A: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
B: After seeing you the answer is no, and now I don't intend to be around here much longer.
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A: What's that in your eye...ohhh, it's a sparkle.
B: What's that in your face...ohhh, it's me laughing!
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A: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
B: It's me, but you'll feel the cold as I walk away.
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A: What do you like for breakfast?
B: I don't know, but does that mean if I go to McDonalds you'll make me something for free?
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A: Hi I make more money than you can spend.
B: Hi I'm leaving faster than you can comprehend.
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A: If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
B: If that means damning you to hell consider it done.
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<start>
A: Did you know they changed the alphabet, they put U and I together.
B; Hmm, it must stand for Un-Interested.
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A: Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
B: Then reverse might come in handy in your case.
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A: Soo...how am I doing?
B: I like your approach...now let's see your departure.
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